All material is taken from the iphorism (Iphorism) application for iphone.All grammatical errors in aphorisms are for fun (that is, I keep the original), and not my fault.These are just aphorisms about the army.As they say, those who served in the army don’t laugh in the circus.Off we go:
1) We leave in the evening at dawn.
2) The platoon went to the edge of the trees.
3) Landmark – a motionless flying bird.
4)Here you will find there.
5)Meet at the wooden stone.
6)Are you cadets or where??
7) The command “Hello” is performed by running.
8) Things need to be done.
9) And they sent as they went.
10) The fence fell two days ago and is still standing.
11) Take a rake and mark.
12) The company has a wider step! Why doesn’t my butt sing?.
13) Company, march on your belly!
14) Platoon, in checkerboard order, diagonally, stand with your backs to each other.
15) The machine works like this: one, two, three and you’re gone.
16)You will be filmed and filmed.
17) At any time of the day or night.
18) Place the machine gun on the knee of your right hand.
19) When singing a song, open your mouth to the width of your butt.
20) In the army everything is parallel and perpendicular.
21) At your age, I wore my boots down to my ass.
22) Now you are swearing, and then you will eat bread with these hands.
23) You will go to the army, and your mothers will cry on my breasts.
24)Are you here or what?? You feel here like silt where? And don’t put on a smart face, remember that you are a future officer.
25)Your knowledge is not worth a dime.
26) If you are captured and tortured, then you will not say anything, and not at all because you are so persistent, but because you will have nothing to say.
27) Everyone to the trenches, the rest follow me.
28) When the war starts, I will no longer be with you.
29) Collect all the stones and burn them.
30) Don’t procrastinate.
31)Either you quit smoking, or one of two things.
32) I would take you out into an open field, put you facing the wall, and fire a bullet in your forehead in two bursts.
33) Report the presence of soldiers.Whoever is not “all” will be punished.
34) Orderly, why are you standing like an ass, you’re the face of the battery.
35)Before that or before that?
36) When a cadet is called, he must stand up and blush.
37)Cadet, you listen to me with one ear and look out the window with the other.
38) Left big toe.
39) The face in the photo should be square.
40) A billion is a huge amount like 100 (not 1000) million.
41) I’m silent like a fish on ice.
42) For every butt there is a threaded bolt.For every bolt there is an ass with a labyrinth.
43) Found a fool! I won’t do my job for you!
44) Burn highly sensitive documents before reading.
45) I open the bedside table, and there are sneakers knee-deep in mud!
46)Comrade cadet, if you are a moron, then say so, and there is no need to break the gun.
47) Comrade cadet, sit in formation.
48)Comrade cadet, if you want to say something, it’s better to remain silent.
49)WHAT!? Where were?! In the toilet!? Would you like to go to the theater?.
50) That you sleep standing while walking?
51) This is fraught with side effects for you.
52) Shut your tongue.
I can’t write any more.My hands hurt :).Soon I’ll add more aphorisms about the army if there’s anything cool.I’ll do my review of kinect vs move soon.Since I didn’t play with a friend and have a Ps3, X-box 360 and also these devices for them, then wait.
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Haha! Funny! I laughed https://gamesnotongamstop.co.uk/ and almost tore my brain trying to comprehend something 🙂 Grab a bun! More topics like this 🙂
“remember: one white rocket – we are advancing.Two white rockets – retreat.One hundred and fifty white rockets – a warehouse of white rockets exploded!»
“A true defender of the Fatherland must be able to protect himself from the military registration and enlistment office.»
And it’s not quite like that about the open field:
“I wish I could take you out into an open field, put you facing the wall and put a bullet in your forehead, so that you remember for the rest of your life!»
“A soldier’s boots are the face of a sergeant major”
"-Ensign! stop the bus!
-Bus, stop! One, two!"
“In your toilet, toilet materials are mixed with urinals.»
“Honor must be given not reaching 2 steps before the boss begins.»
From personal:
“they run along the ladder”
"Stop blinking your ears"
I read somewhere
"in wartime, Pi can reach four"
“let’s take N tanks… not N is enough, let’s take M tanks..»
By the way, I only wrote the funniest aphorisms, and not everything in a row. So there are 341 aphorisms.I’ll probably also post Nikolai Fomenko as a thread
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